Squishable Taco Keychain


$ 8.00


Divided we are separate individuals, flimsy and weak! We know not the comfort of brotherhood or the romance of togetherness! What shall we do when the great north wind blows upon us? Freeze! Let us follow the example of the taco and band together, oh my people, to live as one! Though our ingredients may be separate, a great shell of goodwill shall wrap us in its corny depths! It shall bind us into a cohesive and delicious unit of crunchy solidarity! Nevermore shall cheese be spilled this day! And when the north wind blows, it will be DELICIOUS! 3"

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